lamedere:

babies screaming when you’re out shopping

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sushimonk:

buzzyfuzz:

What the fuck

hell yeah

sushimonk:

buzzyfuzz:

What the fuck

hell yeah

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teal-deer:

I’m glad that Bilbo Baggins exists

Because in the book, the dude was pretty firmly middle aged when his crazy-ass adventure started

He was settled down in the house that belonged to his parents and had done precisely jack shit with his life

It gives me hope that maybe some nutcase wizard will eventually show up and be like yo

you’re a burglar now

don’t even care that you didn’t roll rogue homie we got dragons to slay and kingdoms to save 

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slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

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copperjohn:

drksanctuary:

copperjohn:

Nailed it.

reblogging for dat ass

Holy fuck I didn’t even realise that this was getting notes

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  • Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
  • Me: Someone told me to go to hell
  • Me: Couldn't find it at first
  • Me: But now I'm here

lightrup:

maybe university isn’t a good idea

maybe becoming a tree is a good idea

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taylor-sea:

*leans against wall*

*sips a capri sun*

hey

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I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside…

carry-on-my-wayward-madman:

lualmu:

the-angels-take-asgard:

avis-meum:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

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I would marry this man

guys we broke another post because this one’s not showing any notes

When I liked it, it flashed “0 notes”

Is that Will Graham

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