aaltje-in-wonderland:

—Netflix would be by far the best dating site. “Here are 9 other singles in your area who have also watched Breaking Bad for 12 straight hours”

(via fromrowing-toyoga)

ridge:

when u at the turn up function and your song comes on

(via tardisbluecrayon)

chauvinistsushi:

sexy-svetlana94:

The actual smell of rain comes from plants. When plants are in drought they produce oils in replacement for waters. When the time comes and it finally starts raining the plants get their needed water and they release these oils in the air and the smell of that oil is what we call smell of rain

the scent is called petrichor

(via jesusandmaryandchain)

ofhuntersandmen:

"I have been you, Sam Winchester: your insides reek of shame and weakness!"

(via saviorsammy)

missdontcare-x:

RDJ’s chair tho..

(via moffating)

dulect:

if the song tik tok didn’t define 2009 for you idk what did

(via radicalpopsicle)

For a long time all I wanted for Christmas were books about outdoor survival. I was convinced that the woods were calling me. I camped a lot, I took classes. At 18, I told myself if I don’t live in the woods by myself by the time I’m 25, I have failed.

[…] I swear to God, if you saw me when I am by myself in the woods, I’m a lunatic. I sing, I dance. I do crazy shit.

(via sirnovak)

(via nintende)

dancys:

@marvel Flattery will get you nowhere! Probably. Maybe. *looks the other way* 

(via moffating)

I forgot what I sent you — ancient snapchat proverb (via tentacoolaid)

(via ladyanneoftardis)

ibarfraindows:

When I ask a heterosexual girl if they think another girl is cute, they tend to answer “yes” or “no:

When I ask a homosexual guy if a girl is cute, they tend to answer “yes” or “no”

When I ask a homosexual girl if they think a guy is cute, they tend to answer “yes” or “no”

So why is it when I ask a heterosexual guy if they think another guy is attractive, they answer is always “OMG HOW SHOULD I KNOW I’M NOT GAY NO HOMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”?

(via nurdeling)

effington:

I don’t think it’s an exaggeration to say this is my favorite tweet in the history of the medium

effington:

I don’t think it’s an exaggeration to say this is my favorite tweet in the history of the medium

(via radicalpopsicle)

vinebox:

Bikini Bottom just got real

vinebox:

Bikini Bottom just got real

(via whiddlesmort)