ohgomen:

seriously jealousy is the worst emotion 

you’re not only really sad but you’re really annoyed and helpless at the same time

and you feel pathetic like you’re ruining people’s fun but don’t want to be left out so you just sit around quietly annoyed

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secretlymisha:

i like how i’m not even remotely phased by anyone’s url anymore like oh look at this adorable kitten that satansbloodsacrifice reblogged from 1d-lives-inside-my-actual-vagina

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911official:

his icon is a fucking car

911official:

his icon is a fucking car

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discoboob:

GIANT BABY WOOF WOOFS 

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melkior:

send hELP

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dortios:

when your parent comes to check if you’re still awake

image

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Just because your pain is understandable, doesn’t mean your behavior is acceptable.

Steve Maraboli, Unapologetically You: Reflections on Life and the Human Experience (via derikisu)

Keep this one in your back pocket for the next time someone acts like an ass and then tells you they’ve been through a lot of stuff. Respectful and yet still firmly keeping respect for yourself. 

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gottaletitthappen:

gabyjayy:

remyetienelebeau:

Bob’s Burgers Live Script Read at the Irenic

i already thought bob’s burgers was the best animation i have ever seen, but man, the cast reading the script live makes it a thousand times funnier

AMAZINGGG

THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING EVER

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Hate doctors

unclefather:

saiyantriforceofmetallica:

Doctors are so unhelpful. I went yesterday for examine and he say “you have Herpy’s”. “Herpy’s what?” I say. He not even answer. Can you believe? How do I return thing to Herpy if he not tell me? Doctors are stupid.

hate to be the one to break it to you, but you can’t return that.

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what manuel neuer really thinks.. [asked by weloveneuer & anon]

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